Beloved Leader expects that everyone will joyously celebrate this significant victory in the Global War on Terror. Our brave fighters in East...I mean Eurasia will certainly be safer now that the evildoer Zarqawi has been eliminated, and we can expect a quick and glorious outcome to this conflict.
Only thought criminals and enemy infiltrators can fail to be impressed by such a welcome event.
Please remember to practice safe sex, and make your next vehicle purchase a hybrid. Don't forget to use your zip code at all times.
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