He's eatin' bagels, he's eatin' pizza, he's eatin' chitlins, he's eatin'...oh, never mind. He's trying to please everybody is what he's doing, and he's pissing everybody off.
The Pennsylvania chapter of the far-right American Family Association has warned Republican Senator Rick Santorum that he "needs to be careful" about changing his views on intelligent design.
"Senator Rick Santorum's agreement with Judge John Jones' decision (in the Dover, PA school board case) is yet another example of why conservatives can no longer trust the senator," the Association said.
Santorum's changing views on evolution indicate, if not an ability to evolve, at least an awareness of a need for adaptation. As his popularity has declined, his viewpoints on any number of issues have veered wildly.
His problem is that people of all political persuasions dislike someone who is obviously insincere. Rick's just about to the point now where he needs to tie a steak around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
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