Thursday, September 20, 2007

Real Harajuku Girl


This is what a real Harajuku Girl looks like.

The Harajuku Girl is the greatest force for peace in this messed-up world of ours. She's beautiful, peaceful, full of life, and full of fun. She loves to party, but never in a lewd or immoral way.

Her most important personal grooming feature is her hair. Her most important accessory is the cell phone. It's very important that no true Harajuku Girl ever copy the look of another.

Japan should export these girls in large numbers to the Middle East and to the United States. People in both those regions are miserable and fearful and violent, have forgotten how to live, and never were very good at having fun or knowing what constructive frivolity is.

The only trouble with my theory is that the Harajuku Girls would probably prefer to stay right where they are -- in Tokyo.

You can see a large gallery of Harajuku Girls and their accessories at tokyostreets.com.

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