Friday, September 14, 2007

Paltrow is a Butt


Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, good old whatshisname, named their daughter Apple.

If the poor child never leaves California probably no one will ever notice. People here are always naming their kids things like Buzzoflex and Pancreas Mae.

I love California, but presently I'm living on the outskirts of the urbanized part of SoCal, and it's dreadful. Hollywood is a very foolish place, and the people there are given to sustained bouts of pointless mirth and idle frivolity.

Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor named their son Banjo.

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