Ricepuffs

In a short post at HufPo, Ari Emanuel makes three fearless predictions:

1) John McCain will not be the Republicans' presidential candidate;

2) Hillary Clinton will not be the Democrats' presidential candidate;

3) Before Bush leaves office, Kindaloser Ricepuffs will be vice-president (of the U.S.).

The first two are kind of foregone conclusions, since both those wannabees are performing ritual self-immolations right now. As for number three, I hadn't thought of it before, but on reflecting it makes sense.