Saturday, July 29, 2006

All-Time Favorite Mondegreens

Mondegreens are mis-heard lyrics.

1. Just call me angel of the morning, angel;
Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.

2. You can burn my house, steal my car;
Drain my liver in an old fruit jar.

3. Do a little dance; make a little rum --
Italian ice! Italian ice!

4. Gimme the Beach Boys and free my soul,
I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll
And drift away...

6. Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue.

7. Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
The girl with colitis goes by.

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