Rice Puffs

A few minutes ago on "Press the Meet" with Tim "Echolalia" Russert, Kindaloser Ricepuffs said:

"In 2003 everybody thought Iraq had WMD's."

She also puffed strenuously when Russert disagreed, and contradicted her.

If "everybody thought such-and-such," then there would be no indisputible evidence to the contrary.

The evidence is from 3/18/03. It proves beyond doubt that what some of us everybodies knew was that Saddam had a missile with a range of several hundred miles and some balsa wood reconnaissance drones.

Maybe we were scared of his aluminum tubes.

Tom Tomorrow is great, and he also speaks to the subject of revising the old lies with new ones in a vain attempt to appear less of a liar.

What Ricepuffs said this morning was actually the revised revised revised story.

The story was Saddam has WMD.

The revised story was he has WMD, we just haven't found them yet (or as the Reichskoanmeister, the mad Dr. Rumsfeld put it, "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence").

The revised revised story was he doesn't have WMD; he did have them, but shipped them to Syria for safekeeping.

The revised revised revised story is he didn't have them, but "everybody thought" he did.

Hey, nobody's perfect. I mean, everybody makes, like, mistakes y'know.

Our fascist overlords have already got the two-way telescreens working. They really need to fire up the memory hole or they'll never get the Fuhrer's popularity ratings back up.