Saturday, May 06, 2006

And the Lord Said: "They Shall Have Cheap Gas"

...and permanently shiny, undented Toyotas, no doubt about it.

A Christian group has decided that the best way to get the price of gas down is a direct appeal to God. With that in mind they convened at a D.C. gas station a few days back and implored the creator to send us cheap gas.

Maybe he could lower the prices of cars while he's at it. And, oh yeah, my wife and I would both like to look like we did 20 years ago, rather than the way we look now.

The whole story is here.

Surely God will hear our prayers, so we can afford to keep driving to our jobs in the cities and then home again 30 miles to Parkview Wood, or Woodview Park, or Parkwood View.

Bush's plan to lower gas prices wasn't worth a turd. Let's see if God's plan is any better.

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